Coffee, Chaos & Plot Twists ☕🎭

Being a mom of autistic twins means waking up every day to… let’s call it “creative unpredictability.”

The other morning, I grabbed my mug that screams:
👉 “I don’t rise and shine, I caffeinate and hope for the best.”
And honestly? That’s the most accurate autobiography ever written on a coffee cup.

Because between meltdowns over itchy socks, the dog barking at absolutely nothing, and laundry that somehow multiplies like gremlins, “hoping for the best” is basically my full-time job.

But here’s the twist: sometimes I switch to my other FunnyTwist mug—the rainbow one that says:
👉 “Bit of a mess, but doing my best.”
And it makes me laugh because, truth is, that’s motherhood in one sentence. It’s messy, it’s loud, it’s chaotic—but it’s also full of love.

That’s why FunnyTwist exists.
Not just to sell mugs, shirts, and FunnyBoxes, but to create little sanity-savers. The kind that make you laugh before the caffeine even kicks in. The kind that remind you—you’re surviving, you’re showing up, and you’re doing your best (even if your hair says otherwise).

So, if you’ve ever felt like chaos has you on speed dial, maybe it’s time to find your survival mug.
Because coffee gets you moving… but FunnyTwist keeps you laughing.

👉 Shop the chaos-proof collection at FunnyTwist.com